Skip to main content


New picture for the website! Photographed by Peter Petzka.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

*Camera pans back to show you resting your elbow on a small scale statue of Darth Vader giving Yoda a piggy back ride*
in reply to Eugen Rochko

I immediately thought of the "oh look, it's a distinguished gentleman" meme. Love the energy.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

😎 You look like you created a big social media company or something...
in reply to Eugen Rochko

are you looking for captions?
Submission: “Hmm, where did that $44 billion all go?”
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Ich weiß nicht, ob ich dich als Entwickler jetzt noch erst nehmen kann.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Striking! A bit like the Mona Lisa… “What is he *really* thinking?”
in reply to Eugen Rochko

What kind of watch is that? I fancy myself a watch connoisseur, but I couldn't figure it out.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Schön gestaltet, interessantes Bild, aber ich mag die Pose nicht. Und es ist eine Pose 😉
in reply to Eugen Rochko

I think you should have raised your little finger ...
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Gosh! Not a single wrinkle nor skin blemish to be seen!!! Wow!
in reply to Eugen Rochko

The suit suits you really well. 😉 But that hand-on-the-chin-thing is a little over the top for my taste. I think formal attire works best when combined with a nicely relaxed smile and casual posture. But, as they say: never argue about taste… 😎
in reply to Eugen Rochko

"Hmmmm," {strokes beard} "You would like to give Mastodon venture capital? Hmmmm." {beard stroking abruptly ceases} "No. Next!"
in reply to Eugen Rochko

why do you need to hold your head up? You should see a chiropractor.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Looks too corporate. I would lose the suit.
This entry was edited (1 year ago)
in reply to Eugen Rochko

It’s a good picture, but not sure I’d go with it. Show us the proof sheet and we’ll help you pick the perfect one.

Lo, thar be cookies on this site to keep track of your login. By clicking 'okay', you are CONSENTING to this.