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Latest comic: Beware of Glernog

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First (and Last) Contact Alien emerging from spaceship in a field: GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS! I AM GLERNOG, THE RICHEST BEING FROM BLARV-9. I LET MY CIVILIZATION PERISH IN THE ATMOSPHERIC FIRES WHILE SEIZING THE LAST MINERALS TO POWER MY VOYAGE INTO SPACE! HERE IS A SAMPLE OF WHAT OUR MUSIC SOUNDED LIKE WHEN WE STILL HAD MUSICIANS. Bleep Bleep AND THIS IS A COMPOSITE OF THE FINEST WORKS OF ART FROM WHEN WE STILL HAD ARTISTS. YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WEALTHY BEING DESTROYING YOUR PLANET FOR SPACE TRAVEL, YET I AM EVEN WEALTHIER AND REQUIRE THOSE RESOURCES MYSELF. EXTRACTION AND EXTERMINATION SHALL BEGIN IN FIVE QUOGS. BUT FIRST, I TAKE A SELFIE. ©2025 Jen Sorensen Be a subscriber! jensorensen.com/subscribe
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Phosphenes
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What a way for a species to end!

Imagine if deer went extinct because there was this ONE deer...

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Neromabene
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Neromabene
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He spoke well, surely that's a good enough reason to let him rob us blind.
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Ozzelot
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Ozzelot
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He has the same vowels as a certain rich earthling... They could be fwiends!
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
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Correction: Anti-Glernog/Jen Sorensen 2028!
This entry was edited (6 months ago)
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hoy, screen readers may struggle to real all caps, might be better with natural capitalisation

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