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Latest comic on the broligarghs' extremist fantasies of colonizing #Greenland

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Frozen Dystopia AMONG THOSE INTERESTED IN COLONIZING GREENLAND ARE TECH BROS WHO DREAM OF BUILDING AN AUTOCRATIC "UTOPIA." IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING TO MARS! FOR THIS WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF DESTROYING NATO AND THE POST-WWII ORDER THESE FANTASIES ARE PARTLY INSPIRED BY ISAAC ASIMOV'S FOUNDATION SERIES IN WHICH A REMOTE PLANET BECOMES A BASE FOR A MATH GENIUS TO SAVE HUMANITY. GHOST OF ASIMOV: HOW CONVENIENTLY THESE FOOLS FORGET MY SUPPORT FOR HUMAN RIGHTS AND INTERNATIONAL LAW! WHEN THE BROLIGARCHS EVENTUALLY ARRIVE… DUDE, I LOVE HOW MY SPERM DONATION FOR FUTURE HIGH-IQ ALPHAS FREEZES INSTANTLY. ER, DON'T SLIP ON THE "ICE." THE HONEYMOON DOESN'T LAST LONG. TECH BRO IN CYBERTRUCK ON BREAKING ICE SHEET: I AM THE KING OF QAQORTOQ! KRAK! UH OH... GROK-HOW TO GET CYBERTRUCK OFF ICE FLOE? ©2026 Jen Sorensen
#tech #authoritarianism #greenland #imperialism #autocracy
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Chris
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Chris
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James O'Brien also wondered if they were only showing Trump Mercator maps so Greenland looks huuuge
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Tom Bortels
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Tom Bortels
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To be fair, colonizing the rugged empty areas of Greenland would be far, far easier and cheaper than colonizing mars. A lot less dead people too. Just - do it with the permission and cooperation of Denmark, who do own it. They're very nice. Make a deal, follow the laws, pay some taxes, and live your rugged utopian heart out.
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qurlyjoe
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qurlyjoe
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I suspect they’re drooling over the prospect of “unlimited” thermal power to run their servers.
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MegatronicThronBanks
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MegatronicThronBanks
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Pretty sure the only change to NATO will be the North American Loser Country leaves
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sherbang
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if only our politicians would follow the 3 laws of robotics.

Stephen Byerley for president!

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