Usually the funniest are the ones I set for others.

cp="vim"

not mine but my friend had super heroes for common git commands.

So he’d do stuff like

Batman instead of git fetch or what have you

one for

`ag --nobreak --nonumbers --noheading . |fzf`

cumulating fzf with ag, obvious choice was : `fag`

didn't realize at first, english not being my mother tongue.

I used "netstat -optuna" very often, so I aliased it as "tuna".

Every time I needed it was "Tuna time" 😂

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