Have these people never seen Terminator 2!

@ChrisHolladay
This might help with the neighbors smoke 😹

Just the fact they named it, unironically, “the thermonator.” 😬

Sure.

I've long thought our current dystopia was a mix between Brave New World and A Canticle For Leibowitz, but apparently I need to include some Fahrenheit 451.

...I have a feeling trying to buy one here would get you into... The jailed kind of trouble.

The more I read the article, the more horrified I was.

Available for parties?

We're Toasted!

almost screaming with excitement to see how the home insurance companies are going to handle this when the first Pyrobot burns down someone's house after they awkwardly try to defend against a "home invasion" that turns out to be an unusually large raccoon.