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This week's comic: A dangerous invasion of warblers, orioles, and hummingbirds

#immigration #birds #cartoon #uspol #comic

FEDS CRACK DOWN ON SPRING MIGRATION DEPT. OF HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL: A BILLION BIRDS SNEAK ACROSS THE BORDER EVERY NIGHT UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS! "LEGIONS OF WINGED MIGRANTS ARE INVADING FROM THE SOUTH TO BREED IN OUR COUNTRY, STEALING INSECTS AND NECTAR FROM AMERICAN BACKYARDS." MAP OF NORTH AMERICA SHOWING AVIAN CARAVAN BORDER PATROL AGENT: WE CAUGHT THIS YELLOW-RUMPED WARBLER TRYING TO SLIP ACROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER. IT'S STRAIGHT TO GUANTANAMO FOR YOU, LITTLE JAILBIRD! A SOLUTION IS PROPOSED. OFFICIAL ON TV: WE NEED A $2.7 TRILLION NET TO ENCLOSE ALL OF AMERICAN AIRSPACE. WOMAN: WHY DON'T THESE BIRDS JUST STAY WHERE THEY CAME FROM? BUILD THE NET!
#Comic #cartoon #birds #Immigration #uspol
in reply to Jen Sorensen

Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽
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Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽
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or they can poison every single water source.

Buy bottled, do your part.

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saucerlost
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saucerlost
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The worst part is the birds are just doing it for a cheep thrill
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NoBorg
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NoBorg
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Hey, but don't blame only Mexicans and South-americans; there's also the Canadian geese. And believe me, you better be scared of them, they can be aggressive 😁 😁 😁
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Lea de Groot TZ+10
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Lea de Groot TZ+10
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i 100% expect to see this in real newspaper headlines next week 🙁
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Ryan Finnie
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Ryan Finnie
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I'm sorry, but you missed an incredible opportunity: guanotanamo.

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