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kazé

1 year ago • •

kazé
1 year ago • •

Best explanation of #NetZero I’ve ever seen. 😂
Thanks @davpope for this masterpiece!

A man in cement shoes is about to be thrown to the water by two gangsters in front of two police officers.

Gangster: “Relax, officer! What *looks* like a potential homicide has actually been *offset*, with the purchase of tradable life credits from our local surf life-saving club!”

Officer #1: “They’ll finally be able to buy that new rescue boat!”

Officer #2: “Looks like we’re on track for net-zero murders by 2050!”

Victim (muffling): “How good is the market!”

#netzero @davpope

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