aren't you self-employed?

I recently bought some games that I usually borrow off my sister via family share because she's been playing Baldur's Gate 3 a ton

yeah sorry boss I got newgameitis, it's contagious

Roll a D20 on "home visit to ascertain illness or disability of an employee "

To be fair, being infected with an illithid larva is actually no laughing matter and needs to be attended to immediately. I definitely cannot recommend going into work under such a condition.