i've been keeping this a secret for half a year, but i can finally come clean now.
i spent months editing the entire star wars movie. at first i made subtle changes (colour correction, fake shot/reverse shot scenes, etc.), but as the movie went on, my edits got more and more absurd (extra powerpoint transition wipes, doom door open/close sound effects, etc.).
i can't upload the full thing for obvious reasons, but here's one of my favourite parts: the death star scene. spoilers for a movie that came out nearly four decades ago
(EDIT: now available to download)
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due to popular demand... Star Wars: Lynne & Roxie Edition in all its glory! i don't really know what i'm doing with torrents, so hopefully this works 🤞torrent file: files.catbox.moe/lpng8l.torren…
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •here's an example of what the earlier edits looked like: i added a bunch of shot/reverse shots and colour grading changes to this scene. it's stupid but it gets me every time
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •"who?"
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •this is my favourite joke by far. i'm not even going to describe what it is here, i want you to experience even a fraction of the surprise that the people i showed this to in person had when watching it for the first time
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •i mentioned keeping it a secret in the first post. you might be wondering why i did that.
this is an example of what noodle on youtube calls a "gaslight edit". the point of these edits is to present them as if you were just watching the normal movie. as the movie goes on, the edits get more and more extreme, and the
victimviewer begins to doubt their memory. eventually, the edits become ridiculous enough that it's obvious that the movie has been edited, at which point you reveal your sick and twisted nature- YouTube
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •here's one for all the ed edd n eddy fans out there
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •due to popular demand... Star Wars: Lynne & Roxie Edition in all its glory! i don't really know what i'm doing with torrents, so hopefully this works 🤞
torrent file: files.catbox.moe/lpng8l.torren…
magnet link:
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:49042979e90ba04bab45c43c24b7fbbe98bc570e&dn=SWLRE&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounceplease seed!
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in reply to zivi • • •@SymTrkl it is hevc??? fucking hevc and 15gb??? bwh u couldve just as well encoded it with xvid to this size
(feel free to ignore me but miku damn)
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •gardevoir, pokégirl!
in reply to Lynnesbian • • •just ambushed my enbyfriend with this, and we got a lot of laughs out of it. thank you immensely
thank you for so faithfully preserving george lucas's original vision
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •for anyone wondering why the ending cards say "what he believed to be obi-wan's death"... i genuinely didn't realise obi-wan died in this movie. i thought he just teleported away, and that was why luke could still hear him.
i didn't even know about force ghosts being a thing. the idea to have a transparent PNG of obi's face appear whenever he talks was my own thing.
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in reply to Dot Maetrix • • •ffmpeg -to 01:23:45leave something to be desiredSuperDicq
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in reply to SuperDicq • • •@SuperDicq it's finished, i made it a few months ago!
i might upload it eventually, but i've never made a torrent before and don't know how to
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •You can go in Tools -> Torrent Creator
Add the file, and click "Create torrent", then share the torrent file. You don't even have to add a tracker, DHT should take care of it.
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We kneel before your greatness 😂😂😂
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •Nice one
And I think I recognize the text from the Star Wars Arcade game (at 0:44)?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_War…
1983 video game
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_… (section "History", 3rd paragraph)
stock sound effect of a man screaming
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This feels like the first time I watched the ascii bootleg. Absolutely fucking revolutionary.
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •Greg
in reply to Lynnesbian • • •incredible stuff, great work! it's inspired me to think about some edits for my in-group popular films (twilight, national treasure, hackers)... the fact that you have to restrain yourself for the first half is SO funny to me.
I'm thinking also of good framing devices that let you get away with more - Noodle's "lost VHS tape" is a good bit, you could also do "whoops I accidentally downloaded a foreign release" (lets you sneak in a bunch of subtitle gags), or "well it turns out this is a dodgy camrip" (make the screen shake increase more and more as the movie goes on)
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in reply to Lynnesbian • • •Ok, the USB plugging sound broke me.
Then the mudcrabs.
Then the Serious Sam scream, immediately followed by "[Stupid fucking Wookie moan]" and "[Another one]"
I'm cackling here
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* Han chasing stormtroopers
* I will remember you obi-wan montage
* ready-brek geiger counter
* red zone white zone reference
* George lucas powerpoint
* The breakfast club credits
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