if you are wondering where i went
im @tebicat having fun on a new instance
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109514286826241990
im @tebicat having fun on a new instance
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109514286826241990
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
if you are wondering where i went im @tebicat@tech.lgbt having fun on a new instance9til.de
Content warning: source
kill james bond, episode 30
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503419401080025
kill james bond, episode 30
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503419401080025
Content warning: out of context quotes
"that's not a squirtable offence"
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503416268404882
"that's not a squirtable offence"
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503416268404882
how have i never realized how weird the spelling of "patient" is.
on top of "t" somehow making "sh" sounds, all the vowels are making the wrong noises.
how does this end up as "pay shunt"
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503347025164183
on top of "t" somehow making "sh" sounds, all the vowels are making the wrong noises.
how does this end up as "pay shunt"
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503347025164183
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
how have i never realized how weird the spelling of "patient" is. on top of "t" somehow making "sh" sounds, all the vowels are making the wrong noises. how does this end up as "pay shunt"9til.de
"oh i this should be a trivial thing to extract with xpath"
...
hmm, it gave me slightly more than i wanted, i could fiddle about trying to make the query work right... or i could just pipe it through sed...
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503317169843743
...
hmm, it gave me slightly more than i wanted, i could fiddle about trying to make the query work right... or i could just pipe it through sed...
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503317169843743
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
"oh i this should be a trivial thing to extract with xpath" ... hmm, it gave me slightly more than i wanted, i could fiddle about trying to make the query work right... or i could just pipe it through sed...9til.de
apperently google search blocks the curl user agent with a 403 forbidden error.
you know. the user agent, the thing everything is lying about all the time.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503279038176898
you know. the user agent, the thing everything is lying about all the time.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503279038176898
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
apperently google search blocks the curl user agent with a 403 forbidden error. you know. the user agent, the thing everything is lying about all the time.9til.de
Content warning: webdev
see, the reason why i like the id attribute is it makes it really easy to scrape data off of websites.
also url fragments are cool
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503276595802684
see, the reason why i like the id attribute is it makes it really easy to scrape data off of websites.
also url fragments are cool
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503276595802684
Content warning: unix tip
if you ever need to evaluate xpath in a script, xmllint can do it and is pre-installed on most systems
it can even do html parsing!
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503173140376164
if you ever need to evaluate xpath in a script, xmllint can do it and is pre-installed on most systems
it can even do html parsing!
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109503173140376164
i am once again asking for podcast recommendations
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109502964219301424
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109502964219301424
Content warning: uhg (fediblock)
goddammit "mute instance", not Instagram...
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499210438384906
goddammit "mute instance", not Instagram...
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499210438384906
Content warning: people love tall girls
things i hear (paraphrased)
* wow you're really tall
* i wish i was that tall
* hey, another tall girl! guess i don't feel so bad about it now
* wow, you're tall, i'm already dating someone tho
* (immediately after) i'm not, want to go to a thing tomorrow?
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499182756997108
things i hear (paraphrased)
* wow you're really tall
* i wish i was that tall
* hey, another tall girl! guess i don't feel so bad about it now
* wow, you're tall, i'm already dating someone tho
* (immediately after) i'm not, want to go to a thing tomorrow?
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499182756997108
getting hrt to replace my blood with adrenaline so i can run a lap around the globe
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499121837002924
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499121837002924
Content warning: fedi meta, instance configuration
imo you should really make the local timeline of your instance visible
1. because it lets people preview it to see if they want to join
2. it lets admins tell if they need to block your instance, without this there can be no easy way to differentiate a single rouge account with an explicitly fascist instance
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499110679717704
imo you should really make the local timeline of your instance visible
1. because it lets people preview it to see if they want to join
2. it lets admins tell if they need to block your instance, without this there can be no easy way to differentiate a single rouge account with an explicitly fascist instance
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499110679717704
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
Content warning: fedi meta, instance configuration9til.de
Content warning: fediblock
#fediblock
noagendasocial <dot> com
sleepy <dot> cafe
transphobia, harassment, racism
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499027159057216
#fediblock
noagendasocial <dot> com
sleepy <dot> cafe
transphobia, harassment, racism
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499027159057216
Content warning: harassment
well, muted domains have doubled, guess transphobes really don't like if you tell them they should transition, even as a joke..
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499001186231747
well, muted domains have doubled, guess transphobes really don't like if you tell them they should transition, even as a joke..
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109499001186231747
Content warning: trans
reading fiction: huh, this seems like an improbable amount of trans characters
running into a childhood friend, both of us having transitioned since we last saw each other, also her brother is trans: huh
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498956063050546
reading fiction: huh, this seems like an improbable amount of trans characters
running into a childhood friend, both of us having transitioned since we last saw each other, also her brother is trans: huh
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498956063050546
Content warning: hot take: overriding display names
being able to override your friends display name on your phone is good for trans people actually.
that way you don't have to see your friends deaname in your contacts list every time if they aren't out yet.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498830207944963
being able to override your friends display name on your phone is good for trans people actually.
that way you don't have to see your friends deaname in your contacts list every time if they aren't out yet.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498830207944963
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
Content warning: hot take: overriding display names9til.de
Content warning: trans tip
remember: most people's perception of gender is very shallow.
i literally pass or not basically just by weather i'm wearing a purse or dress.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498657818130573
remember: most people's perception of gender is very shallow.
i literally pass or not basically just by weather i'm wearing a purse or dress.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498657818130573
Content warning: fedi meta kinda
there should be a way to see how your posts are getting to a certain instance.
would be really nice to know how actual nazis are finding my posts
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498633944264292
there should be a way to see how your posts are getting to a certain instance.
would be really nice to know how actual nazis are finding my posts
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498633944264292
Content warning: mlp
it's funny how i have like 3 followers that have a twilight sparkle pfp, but like no other ponies lol
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498571371391019
it's funny how i have like 3 followers that have a twilight sparkle pfp, but like no other ponies lol
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498571371391019
Content warning: fedi meta ig, caps
me about defederating: idk, we should probably do some due diligence and make sure the instance is actually at fault
me muting instances for myself: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498513528970612
me about defederating: idk, we should probably do some due diligence and make sure the instance is actually at fault
me muting instances for myself: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498513528970612
the only thing i want to be able to edit about posts is the ability to change post visibility.
j'd really like to be able to say "that's enough boosts" and make a post followers only
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498503048461350
j'd really like to be able to say "that's enough boosts" and make a post followers only
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498503048461350
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
the only thing i want to be able to edit about posts is the ability to change post visibility. j'd really like to be able to say "that's enough boosts" and make a post followers only9til.de
Content warning: trans, i cant believe this actually happened to me, +
literally my first time wearing a dress in public, before i started hrt.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498457297759877
literally my first time wearing a dress in public, before i started hrt.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498457297759877
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
Content warning: trans, i cant believe this actually happened to me, +9til.de
Content warning: uhg (fediblock)
"oh this seems like a normal reply"
* click account
* instance name is very similar to cesspool instance
"maybe it's ironic/parody?"
> 100% nazi
* mute Instagram
anyway, #fediblock freecumextremist imo
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498455022103633
"oh this seems like a normal reply"
* click account
* instance name is very similar to cesspool instance
"maybe it's ironic/parody?"
> 100% nazi
* mute Instagram
anyway, #fediblock freecumextremist imo
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498455022103633
Content warning: obscure pun
the problem with being a stateless protocol is it is the inability to get a passport.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498397902987225
the problem with being a stateless protocol is it is the inability to get a passport.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498397902987225
ya know, calling it "birdsite" really feels like evading peoples filters at this point.
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498369168476321
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498369168476321
Content warning: trans, i cant believe this actually happened to me, +
* put on a dress
* immediately find gf the same day
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498345868583339
* put on a dress
* immediately find gf the same day
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498345868583339
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
Content warning: trans, i cant believe this actually happened to me, +9til.de
Content warning: trans +~, hrt
"i never have the energy for chores"
have you tried estrogen?
"i can't get a date"
have you tried wearing a dress?
"i have insomnia"
have you tried progesterone?
"i don't like how i look"
have you tried estrogen?
"people keep making me help them lift heavy things"
have you tried estrogen?
"i don't like chocolate"
have you tried estrogen?
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498335751785063
"i never have the energy for chores"
have you tried estrogen?
"i can't get a date"
have you tried wearing a dress?
"i have insomnia"
have you tried progesterone?
"i don't like how i look"
have you tried estrogen?
"people keep making me help them lift heavy things"
have you tried estrogen?
"i don't like chocolate"
have you tried estrogen?
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498335751785063
Content warning: trans +~
the problem with asking me for advice about anything is what i am going to want to say is:
oh yeah i used to have problems with that before i transitioned
have you considered doing that?
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498310703573318
the problem with asking me for advice about anything is what i am going to want to say is:
oh yeah i used to have problems with that before i transitioned
have you considered doing that?
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498310703573318
the gaydar is actually just a big glowing neon sign the says "GAY"
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498185081315271
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498185081315271
Content warning: media is weird sometimes, male gaze
oh no, we made most of our charachters female to appeal to a straight male audience, but now how do we write character interactions??
oh i know, lesbians!
this is the funniest way to end up with representation imo
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498130755371430
oh no, we made most of our charachters female to appeal to a straight male audience, but now how do we write character interactions??
oh i know, lesbians!
this is the funniest way to end up with representation imo
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498130755371430
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
Content warning: media is weird sometimes, male gaze9til.de
hey why is genshin so popular and not cytus 2?
ok maybe a breadcrumb story isn't for everyone but
it's good imo
still suffers from being a mobile game. also i lost all my save data in an update, so...
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498110888391437
ok maybe a breadcrumb story isn't for everyone but
it's good imo
still suffers from being a mobile game. also i lost all my save data in an update, so...
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498110888391437
tebicat, tautographer (@binarycat@fedi.9til.de)
hey why is genshin so popular and not cytus 2? ok maybe a breadcrumb story isn't for everyone but it's good imo still suffers from being a mobile game. also i lost all my save data in an update, so...9til.de
people love accidentally writing plural representation
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498095018557124
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498095018557124
also, stop calling characters flat because they don't have massive boobs
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498086790401672
https://fedi.9til.de/@binarycat/109498086790401672
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