Jen Sorensen

Latest strip. At the Lancaster, PA rally, Trump got on the subject of his mental fitness and stated “I have no cognitive. She may have a cognitive problem, but there’s no cognitive problem… Got no cognitive.”

#cartoon #uspol #USPolitics #election #election2024

PERFORMANCE ISSUES

1. TRUMP WEIRDLY SWAYED BACK AND FORTH FOR 38 MINUTES AT A TOWN HALL.

CAPTION - LIKE A DAZED DUCK

Y-M-C-A!

GUY IN MAGA HAT - HE'S STILL STANDING TALL!

2. AFTER CANCELING MULTIPLE EVENTS DUE TO EXHAUSTION, HE RAMBLED ABOUT GOLFER ARNOLD PALMER'S GENITALIA.

TRUMP - "WHEN HE TOOK SHOWERS WITH THE OTHER PROS, THEY CAME OUT OF THERE, THEY SAID 'OH MY GOD, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE."

GUY IN MAGA HAT - WOO! HE SAYS WHAT'S ON HIS MIND, I GUESS.

3. THE NEXT DAY HE SAID: "I HAVE NO COGNITIVE."

GUY IN MAGA HAT - UH, MAYBE AN ALPHA DOESN'T NEED TO COMPLETE SENTENCES?

4. AT THIS POINT IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHO HAS THE MOST STAMINA.

KAMALA HARRIS - THIS IS MY 11th PODCAST TODAY.
LET'S GO!

GUY IN HARRIS WALZ HAT - IT'S NICE TO HAVE A
CANDIDATE YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR!

© 2024 Jen Sorensen

in reply to Jen Sorensen

Pamina, polling place goblin

in reply to Jen Sorensen • 1 month ago • •

I’m not sure that I have any cognitive left either. Last night I dreamed that Trump was on TV with his pants down literally mooning the camera and everyone around him was acting like this was perfectly normal.

Maybe you should ignore that. I don’t want to infect anyone with my brain virus.