Windows is like a paid prostitute, Linux is a beautiful woman that you have to sweat blood to get, but then it's your whole life

I'm not loyal to Linux but use it because it is the best option out there. I believe this is due in no small part to revolutionary way it was developed - as a distributed development spread among a global community.Building on Unix ideas, it's taken over the world because it is a superior platform.

My Linux already has big breats and I'm using it since decades 🥰