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‘Tis the season to remember that all of Santa’s reindeer are female.

You see, males drop their antlers after the Autumn mating season, so since the world’s most celebrated reindeer are always depicted with spectacular antlers, we must assume that Ol’ Saint Nick’s entire intrepid team - including Rudolph - are female. #science #Christmas
in reply to Sheril Kirshenbaum

As the Arctic rapidly melts, Santa may have to move to the South Pole and make do with sled dogs, or maybe a snowmobile.
in reply to Sheril Kirshenbaum

So does Rudolph still have a drinking problem, or now that she's female maybe it's rosacea?
in reply to Sheril Kirshenbaum

Which means women have been doing all the work all along. Rudolph should have been named "Rudophia."
in reply to Sheril Kirshenbaum

You know Dasher the Dancer
And Prancer the Vixen,
Comet the Cupid
And Donna van Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous Drag Queen of all?

Ru Paul the cute-nosed drag queer
Had a very pretty face
And if you ever saw her
You would even say she slays!

(I just posted this on
#/SantasNaughtyOrNiceSongsOrPoems #/HashtagGames !)

mastodon.social/@meganmariehar…

in reply to Sheril Kirshenbaum

if male reindeers drop their antlers after the autumn mating season, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer must have selected the pronouns him/his.
#christmas #rudolphtherednosedreindeer #rudolph #science #queer
in reply to Sheril Kirshenbaum

Badassery has antlers. Let’s go, girls! 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌 #rudolphtherednosedreindeer #santasSlay
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