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Jen Sorensen

5 months ago

Jen Sorensen
5 months ago

Latest comic: A "curated experience"

#corporations #marketing #language #euphemisms #advertising

ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?

1. Flying these days? Instead of watching a video, you'll be having a 'seatback experience.'

Woman sitting on plane looking at video screen - Funny, it still looks like 'Mamma Mia!'

2. This upscale marketing jargon is everywhere.

Tourist in tropical location addressing man in Panama hat - Are you the tour guide?

Man in Panama hat - No, I'm the experience curator.

3. Try it at home!

Woman in kitchen making a sandwich - I'm not making lunch -- I'm curating a bespoke sandwich experience.

4. Woman - I hate these soulless corporate euphemisms!

Salesman - Sounds like you need to unwind with an immersive personal healing journey from our Boutique Spa Collection(TM). Or, as you might call it, a bath.

#Marketing #Advertising #Language #corporations #euphemisms

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