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Jen Sorensen

8 months ago

Jen Sorensen
8 months ago

Latest cartoon on Alabama decision that IVF embryos are people

#theorcracy #reproduction #ivf #health #medicine #science

"Cryogenic Nursery"

1. Not long after the Alabama Supreme Court's ruling that IVF's are people...

In IVF clinic with sign reading ALABAMA ICE BABIES. A man and woman are wearing labcoats, goggles and showercaps. Woman is taking notes on a clipboard.

Man: You'll be taking care of thtese freezer tanks full of extrauterine children.

2. Man, pulling vial out of cryo-tank: These aren't test tubes -- they're cryo-cribs. Every night we sing a soothing lullabye, "Hush, little blastomere."

3. They get the very best pre-pre-preschool, including daily bible study. Of course, they don't have ears or brains yet.

4. Woman: Wow, you really seem to care about them.

Man: Well, now that we're finally doing away with child labor laws, we can put these kids to work!

As soon as they have hands,.

#science #Health #medicine #theorcracy #reproduction #ivf

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