if #PepsiCo wasn't a #GOP sponsor I'm shure they would've made #MtnDew #BlahajBlast a real thing...

But #MountainDew aside if I had like a few millions i'd create something like that and give it #spiro "#BreastMints" colour to go with it!

But minus "Shark Flavour" because sharks are good and I despise finning and also they accumulate of a lot of methylmercury so sharks ain't a healthy source of protein anyway...

Maybe something with like Lime and Pickle Juice instead...