It's Friday the 13th, you know what that means: I gotta get through three of these fuckers. It's out with the old blood, and in with --

#11, or #1054, 1988's "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood."

#11, #662, Netflix has been pushing me to watch whatever the fuck 1991's "Hudson Hawk" is, so whatever, let's watch whatever the fuck 1991's "Hudson Hawk" is.

#11, #661, 2010's "MacGruber" because I wanna know if I should bother with that show they just dropped.

Sapphic Secret Technique #11: TOMATO