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God created Eve to be world leaders. Eve was God’s perfect creation was happy and rested. Golden Ages were ruled by women. God made a mistake by giving Adam a dick along with a male ego riddled with jealousy therefore suppressing women for thousand of years. It took the year 2023 for Barbie to wake up and speak out. #wtf
#wtf

So.

My sister lives in a small town in the lost countryside of Brazil

While there, her and my BIL met an older gentleman.

The older gentleman is from a Germanic family. Many people in that region of Brazil are. Thus, he has a Germanic surname.

Unfortunately for him. That surname is 'Porn'.

I don't know if that surname means anything somewhere in central #europe -- Doesn't matter for the intents of this silly little story.

Mr. Porn, see, owns a small business that drives people around in busses and vans. — A — Transportation business.

Sometimes. The #towerOfBabel bestows a gift upon humanity.

#languages #trans #funny #wtf #bus #porn

(Edit: woah this blew up very suddenly, and four whole days after the original post. That's kinda spooky. Hello to all the new people.)

#wtf #Europe #funny #languages #trans #porn #towerofbabel #bus

I did a small series on borked fantasy tropes at one point. Here is the first one.

"The reverse mermaid tries to warn sailors away from dangerous rocky shores, but alas, the sailors are compelled to sail closer by the reverse mermaid's supple legs"

#mastoart #art #digital #painting #creative #mermaid #wtf

https://mastodon.art/media/q_xZ9itu-PuPz3SIeqk
#art #mastoart #wtf #painting #creative #digital #mermaid

Öhm, jetzt kann ich das auch nicht mehr bei den älteren Beiträgen nachvollziehen. Was ist denn das?!?

#WTF
#wtf

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