He's here... They're here...

John Mastodon #Plushie arrived just in time for #almostchristmas

#johnmastodon #mastodon #plushtodon #funny #photo #Christmas #happyholidays #Merrychristmas

Masty the Mastodon has arrived!

I'm so excited to finally have this.

#Plushtodon #Mastodon #Mascot #Plushie #Toy #StuffedAnimal #StuffedToy

Content warning: Plushie, selfie, phage, consumerism Reveal/hide

OMG the #phage #plushie came! Look at it's little face (not visible by em, lol) and it's grippy tail fibres. I can't even.

https://shop-us.kurzgesagt.org/collections/new-stuff/products/bacteriophage-plushie?variant=40580777312304

Bacteriophage Plushie

Whereas Bacteriophage may be the deadliest beings on earth, this cuddly phage friend is 100% safe to you. Warning: its cuteness is infectious!14" (H)100% polyesterWoven kurzgesagt label

^{the kurzgesagt shop}